We, the undersigned, call upon Stephen Colbert to run for the office of President of the United States. When others ran from George W. Bush as though he had cooties, Stephen Colbert travelled to Washington and appeared as the keynote speaker at the White House Correspondents' Dinner to show his support. Stephen went to Iraq to join forces with our fighting men and women in the military. His red Wriststrong bracelets have raised hundreds of thousands of dollars for the Yellow Ribbon Fund, helping injured American servicemen and women and their families.
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Stephen has shown himself to be a God-fearing American and steadfast Republican. His truthiness is beyond reproach. His best-selling autobiography - I Am America and So Can You - inspired a world. He is an award-winning news anchor watched by millions. He tells jokes. Stephen is a renaissance man.
Stephen Colbert is a Great American. He will be a Great President.
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